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LANA
Lana dropped out of high school in 2014 to pursue her true calling for car mechanics, always had a passion for cars and collecting tires. She makes tire art on the side to pay for my expensive hobby of competitive dog grooming. Her Shih-Tzu won numerous awards for his luxurious hair, his favorite hobby is sticking his head out the Toyota Prius. Lana drive a beautiful 2003 Toyota Prius.


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LEANDRA
After many full ride offers from Ivy Leagues such as Yale, Harvard, Brown, and Dartmouth. Leandra has chosen to go to Princeton University. She was valedictorian of her class and obtained a 5.9 GPA. She is 16 years old and never received a grade below an A and Leandra plans to become president by the age of 25 because she wants to be the youngest person to ever be in office and smartest. Leandra plans to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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REBEKAH
Rebekah is a biomedical engineering major at Harvard with a focus in the anatomical study of Japanese saw sharks. She's been accepted to the Porcellian Club, one of the most famed secret societies, and She hasn’t even started freshman year yet. She plans to graduate two years early because she already have been offered many paid internships at private practices all across the world.


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SOPHIA
Sophia is currently in her second year of middle school, but she plans on dropping out and living on the streets. She enjoy yachting, physics, and practicing first aid. Her goal in life is to rule the streets where she’ll live.


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ALLISON
Allison is a bright young graduate of Columbia University. She spends her time running environmental protection campaigns and does as much volunteer work as possible. Her true passion is traveling the world and adding to her soap collection. She is a strong and hardworking member of the peace corps and has goals to help clean up big cities starting with small towns such as South Orange.
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JASPER
Jasper is a high school senior. Some things about him, last week he designed the first ever vessel that can get humans to another galaxy at lightspeed. In June he begins my internship at Area 51, unfortunately, he is not at liberty to say what exactly he will be working on, let's just say it involves quantum mechanics and time travel.

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